Saturday, December 17, 2005

The Past Quarter Century of American Politics

As summarized in the 2135 History of the United States Wikipedia entry:

The right political spectrum eventually bought power with irresponsible tax cuts. The position of the left eroded quickly, with the exception of that one time the crazy billionaire split the right’s vote, while government debt soared.

Soon after...

Thursday, December 08, 2005


Condaleeza Rice negotiates how far up a detainee’s ass the US may probe with NATO Secretary General Jaap de Hoop Scheffer.

"Then she said ‘Not in the face,’ but it was too late…"

Master Harry Reid bows respectfully before demonstrating his mysterious and deadly dim-mok technique on the Bush administration’s Iraq propaganda.

Senator Jim Bunning uses his friend Orrin Hatch as a diversion while he attempts to find out exactly what the stench of a looming ethics scandal smells like.

In an effort to boost popular support for the war, the Bush administration held a press conference with the Iraq invasion’s chief architect.