Preznit Dubya, the Lionheart

Dubya: An over-mothered, incompetent and weak ruler that had a youth as an irresponsible partier whose conversion to religious fundamentalism functions both as a counter balance to his father’s conflict with religious conservatives and cover for his own past misdeeds, develops an inferiority complex to his over achieving father which he has opportunity to quench when, by happenstance, Islamic aggression gives him an excuse to simultaneously distract the masses and impress a bunch of insulated Jewish intellectuals through invasion of the Middle East, saddling his populace with the incurred debt.

Richard I: An over-mothered, incompetent and weak ruler that had a youth as an irresponsible pillager whose conversion to religious fundamentalism functions both as a counter balance to his father’s conflict with religious conservatives and cover for his own past misdeeds, develops an inferiority complex to his over achieving father which he has opportunity to quench when, by happenstance, Islamic aggression gives him an excuse to simultaneously distract the masses and impress a bunch of insulated French intellectuals through invasion of the Middle East, saddling his populace with the incurred debt.