Let me be the first...

To pass on the rumor I heard from a highly placed source that Roberts is a flaming "Pro-choice"-er.

Forget #2 below, Roberts is practically tailor made to avoid that. We gotta go strictly with #1 and force their hand.

BLITZER: Democrats sure must be squealin' now that the adminstration is trying to get a conservative on the court. Squeal piggy! Squeal for the cameras!

RANDOM DEMOCRAT: I have personal assurances from anonymous white house officials that Roberts is firmly pro-choice. We are glad to see that Bush is willing to compromise on the issue of abortion but are concerned that the Republicans are simply trying to push through a pro-corporate nominee.