Monday, August 29, 2005


Supreme Court nominee Roberts remarks "I like what you've done with the place" while commenting on Senator Leahy's choice to decorate his office with his hunting trophies in life-like poses.

"This thing get SportCenter?"

In response to questions about his obvious ethical violations Bob Taft pioneers the controversial "You talkin' to me?" defense.

After a long pause the Colonel remarked "Dude, I totally just spaced. What were we talking about?"

"And then you just keep strokin' the horse 'til the white stuff comes out."

President Bush was disappointed to discover that despite his weeks of meditation and the support of the crowd, he was still unable to levitate.


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