9-11 9-11 9-11, I do what I want!

Some gay dude on Fire Island wants to bring his dog onto the nude beach:

JULY 13--A New York man who says that he suffers from a debilitating skin condition and post-traumatic stress disorder caused by the September 11 attacks is suing for the right to have his rat terrier accompany him to a naked beach on Fire Island.

My impression:

"9-11 9-11 9-11, I do what I want, 9-11 9-11."

And who can blame him? It seems to have worked for the Republicans, so far.